Being Pinky Wandaleena the Breast Cancer Survivor Fairy has helped me look at life from a new perspective. I've always had a good sense of humor; now I have an outrageous, wicked, borderline insane sense of humor. Some close friends ask me, "What planet are you from?" or "Did you get a new brain when you underwent the mastectomy?" Read these original jokes, and you be the judge.
RELATIONSHIPS:
"I was visiting a friend, whose retired husband tends to be a bit anal. He was so rude one day that she looked as if she waned to tear him another butt hole. I politely said, "I'm so lucky that the only farts I smell at night are mine or my chihuahua's because having a little piece of pork ain't worth the grief!"
ABOUT MY MASTECTOMY:
"The doctor told me I had to have a boob removed, so I got divorced!"
MY PERSONAL AD ON A DATING SITE:
Would you get rid of your car because of a flat tire? Of course not! There's no damage done to the engine. And so it is with me. Why dispose of me just because of a "flattened tire?"
More Pink Blush Jokes in my upcoming book Reversal of Misfortune.
@copyright 11/2013 by Sandra Fernandez-Henderson
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